TamingInsanity

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Sarcastic pain in the ass trying to work, raise a child and still find time to cuddle with her husband.

Crouching Tiger

By |January 10th, 2011|

Dear Wild Thing:
I was changing you on the bathroom floor the other day, when your super-dextrous self quickly rolled over. You had spotted something […]

An Ode to Tights

By |January 10th, 2011|

Oh, tights. You light up my life. You keep my legs warm on chilly falls days. You suck in my tummy. Even though that’s […]

The Perfect Alibi

By |January 10th, 2011|

So, you know when you’ve had an epidural?

And haven’t slept for 40 hours?

You know how things get a little fuzzy?

Just bear with me here […]

Bald is Beautiful, but Your Children Will Still Tease You

By |January 7th, 2011|

My father, he does not have the hair.

Well, he has the one.

My dad has been losing his hair for as long as I can […]

How Do You Spell OCD?

By |January 6th, 2011|

He makes vroom vroom noises both when he sees a car and when he sees a vacuum. I kid you not, we cannot take him into the vacuum or broom/mop aisles at stores without there being a meltdown when he realizes we will not let him play with these really neat toys. Pun intended. Continue reading

Why My Daughters Will Hate Me

By |January 6th, 2011|

My mom came over to pick Alex up one day.

Sitting on my couch, sipping her coffee, she casually observed me. Carefully she assessed my […]

Spidey Sense

By |January 6th, 2011|

This isn’t the first time it’s happened.

It happens a lot in fact.

It was just the weirdest time it’s happened.

Alex was upstairs for a nap. […]

How to Scare Your Husband

By |January 6th, 2011|

I never fully understood the whole “we’re not having kids” thing.

I mean, to each their own, but since I was 18 I’ve known I […]

Fake Holiday People

By |January 6th, 2011|

Recently Sherri posted about her children outgrowing the Tooth Fairy.

It made me think about how I’m going to get away with this with my […]

What Goes Around…

By |January 5th, 2011|

My mom is not known for her cooking. So yesterday, after Alex's 15 month appointment, I invited my mom and my pseudo-mom over to bake cookies with me. This was not a well thought out plan as I did not have enough of anything cookware wise...but it was fun. Ultimately, I like getting together with them and I want Alex to have some holiday traditions. Cookies seem like a good one. Continue reading

A Day in the Life of a Harrassed Mother

By |June 10th, 2010|

Let’s say, now I’m just hypothesizing here, but let’s say that you put a vase on the floor of the bathroom.

This vase got placed […]

A Slippery Slope

By |June 10th, 2010|

Let’s say, now I’m just hypothesizing here, but let’s say that you put a vase on the floor of the bathroom.
This vase got placed […]

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